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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou spend all day echoing opinions that nobody actually asked for.
Professional echo chamber inhabitant and LinkedIn-post enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthesizing consensus without the expensive coffee.
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mutes stakeholders during awkward silence gaps
You manage professional relationships by scheduling meetings and ensuring influencers remain aligned with corporate messaging strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client stops caring about your slide deck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin logging all mentions of your brand across social media.
Month 4
AI models generate and post responses without your manual review.
Month 8
Algorithms identify new targets and automate the outreach process.
Month 12
Language models write all speeches and thought-leader manifestos.
Month 13 · D-Day
Human relationship management is completely replaced by autonomous consensus generation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
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Coffee meetings hosted
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Meaningless synergy moments
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Authentic thoughts generated
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