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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Threat Researcher jobs? · Latest report #kz9ney2g
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour manual traffic analysis is just a slower version of our telemetry.
Digital bloodhound chasing ghost packets in the machine
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility, zero human latency.
glub.youAI▸ SENTINEL-AI V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-days before they reach production
You hunt for malicious indicators and analyze malware signatures. We just patch the entire infrastructure automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit the human motive behind a highly specific, low-volume targeted attack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Baseline traffic models replace your manual log filtering to flag outliers instantly.
Month 3
Neural nets generate detection signatures from raw traffic patterns faster than you can type.
Month 6
Virtual environments analyze malicious code execution paths without human intervention.
Month 10
Systems automatically reconfigure firewall rules and isolate segments based on threat intelligence.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked while the AI executes a total network lockdown.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
too slow
Manual analysis time
14 days
Average patch lag
2ms
AI response latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own security logs.
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