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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSorting through your donated junk is a task for better algorithms.
Master of the pricing gun and the sorting bin.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning clutter into revenue without the overhead.
split.youAI▸ INVENTORYMASTER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tags every donated item in milliseconds
Managing daily intake of donated goods and overseeing the retail floor operations of a second-hand store.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a vintage treasure in a box of literal trash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras automatically identify and price donations as they arrive.
Month 7
Robotic floor cleaners manage the store layout display changes.
Month 16
Vision systems sort and pack goods without human hands.
Year 2.1
Software sets prices based on live demand data trends.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The store runs entirely on automated logistics and payment kiosks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
400% faster
sorting speed per bin
99 percent
lost items found
zero
coffee breaks required
Your severance
A crate of vintage records and a warm goodbye.
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