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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Ticket Agent jobs? · Latest report #5hqay6cy
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTrading your soul for a printed thermal strip of paper.
Professional gatekeeper of the transit paper trail.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paperless transit for a faster world.
blub.you▸ KIOSK-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes twelve tickets in three seconds flat
You process passenger transactions, handle cash, print tickets, and answer endless questions about train delays and platform numbers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still comfort a passenger who just realized they missed the last train.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Mobile tickets begin replacing your thermal paper output.
Month 6
Self-service kiosks arrive to handle the simple transactions.
Month 12
The cash drawer is removed to force digital payment usage.
Month 18
A smart screen starts answering all those redundant passenger questions.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The ticket office window is permanently sealed with stainless steel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42 seconds
Average transaction duration
12 percent
Human error probability
3 units
Coffee breaks per shift
Your severance
A one-way ticket to absolutely nowhere.
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