Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Ticket Broker Software Engineer jobs? · Latest report #7jkmepea
Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYour custom scripts are just expensive waiting rooms for our bots.
Code-heavy scalper (mostly Python, entirely profit-driven).
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Buying seats before humans can even click.
glub.youAI▸ SCALPBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snipes all floor seats in milliseconds
You write code to scrape site inventory and scalp event tickets. You manage database pricing and transfer workflows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused customer why their digital ticket disappeared into the ether.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Platforms unify access, making your private scraping code entirely useless.
Month 3
Our bot network hooks directly into primary vendor backends.
Month 6
Market algorithms now set prices faster than any human coder.
Month 9
Universal identity protocols permanently block all non-authorized scraper bots.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your server is disconnected while you contemplate the futility of scalping.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.002 milliseconds
Ticket acquisition latency
42 percent
Human error rate
Hourly
Script failure frequency
Your severance
One free ticket to a sold-out show you missed.
Discussion
