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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling seats for a losing streak is the ultimate repetitive stress injury.
Professional gatekeeper for disappointed hockey fans.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless entry for zero-loyalty fans.
oof.youAI▸ ARENAGATE AUTO-SYSTEM V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dynamically adjusts ticket prices based on mood
You manage seat inventory, troubleshoot scanning errors, and toggle dynamic pricing for game-day entry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a fan is lying about their ticket being valid.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin tracking ticket throughput and identifying common scan failures.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically adjust seat pricing based on team win records.
Month 8
Automated kiosks replace your manual overrides for gate access issues.
Month 13
An AI agent handles all customer ticket support queries via chat.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs the arena operations entirely without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 per season
Game day panic attacks
99.8 percent
Successful QR scan rate
4,200 annually
Angry fan emails read
Your severance
Two lower-bowl tickets to a Tuesday game.
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