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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are basically a fleshy firewall that incorrectly guesses seat availability.
Professional button-pusher and seat-chart squinting expert.
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processes thousands of transactions per millisecond
You process transactions and answer redundant seating questions. Soon, automated kiosks and web portals will handle the entire process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about their age for a discount.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your booking software gains a self-service check-out feature.
Week 10
Physical booth hardware gets replaced by touch-screen kiosks.
Month 4
An AI agent handles all venue policy and refund inquiries.
Month 6
Market demand is managed by code without human input.
Month 7 · D-Day
The ticket office is fully converted into a lobby display.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
2 seconds
Average transaction speed
12 percent
Human error rate
4 per shift
Coffee breaks daily
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the venue you no longer serve.
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