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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour cardboard rectangle is a relic in a digital-only world.
Gatekeeper of queues, guardian of the velvet rope.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Scanning faces, not tickets.
pop?you▸ GATEKEEPER PRO 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
verifies entry tokens in under two milliseconds
You process payments and scan paper tickets at venue entrances. The machines will just do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot the fake wristbands that bypass the scanners.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Smart phones start scanning directly at the turnstiles.
Month 6
The cash drawer is removed as all venues go cashless.
Month 13
Robotic gates open only for valid digital verification tokens.
Month 19
Biometric sensors confirm identity, removing the need for tickets.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed into a sleek charging station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
99 percent
Paper wastage
1200 per hour
Queue speed
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime pass to a digital concert simulator.
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