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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou organize chaos for clients who only call when things break.
Professional cat herder for venues and high-stress on-sales.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your venue logic, now entirely automated.
squeeze.you▸ TICKETFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers simultaneous on-sales for infinite capacity
You build seat maps and event logic for venues. You trigger the on-sales and handle the panicked troubleshooting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused venue owner why their dynamic pricing logic backfired.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI builds your venue seating maps from simple floor plans.
Month 3
Machine learning automates your dynamic pricing rules in real-time.
Month 6
Detection agents fix system bugs before the client even calls.
Month 10
Venues push their own buttons to start their own sales.
Month 13 · D-Day
The platform runs perfectly without a single human finger involved.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4.5 minutes
Average Event Setup Time
Zero
On-sale crash events
100 percent
Ticket scalper frustration level
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the shows you just automated.
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