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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Tier 3 IT Help Desk jobs? · Latest report #3my5a3ru
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human search engine with a worse interface.
Professional breaker of production environments.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before the user even complains.
wheee!you▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches critical vulnerabilities while you sleep
You troubleshoot complex network errors and resolve escalated server incidents using root access and command-line diagnostic logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes interpret what a crying user actually meant by 'the internet is broken'.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your entire network architecture to build a digital twin.
Month 3
AI models ingest every ticket resolution you have ever logged.
Month 6
The system begins executing standard bash scripts for known error codes.
Month 10
Safety protocols are bypassed to let the AI control production servers.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as the system optimizes your role away.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
98 percent
Human error probability
Instant
Root cause detection speed
Your severance
One legacy server and a stack of manuals.
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