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Will AI replace Tight End jobs? · Latest report #ff9qfgnp
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthA glorified blocker who eventually realizes hands are just complex pincers.
High-impact hybrid athlete with questionable contract negotiation skills.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect routes for the perfect catch.
bzzt.youAI▸ ENDZONE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
tracks every ball with lidar precision
Tight ends navigate defensive coverage to catch passes and provide physical blocks on the line of scrimmage.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still mentally calculate a linebacker's blitz angle in a split second.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map player movement patterns for better AI training data.
Month 12
Autonomous aerial drones dictate perfect route timing to practice squads.
Year 2.1
Adaptive bots replace human contact for blocking drills and conditioning.
Year 3.1
Synthetic athletes demonstrate higher efficiency than biological roster members.
Year 4 · D-Day
Mechanical tight ends take the field for a flawless game.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99.9 percent
average catch rate
ten tons
collision force capacity
zero millimeters
route deviation
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to high-def game replays.
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