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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour thumb is tired from scrolling but your brain is already gone.
Professional doom-scroller and amateur eye-straining enthusiast.
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Feeding content directly to your neural link.
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filters infinite content without human input
You watch short videos to kill time and provide engagement metrics for global advertising platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique ability to feel existential dread while watching a dancing cat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The app guesses your next obsession before you even scroll.
Week 9
Software mimics your likes to feed the algorithm your preferences.
Month 3
Systems consume media to aggregate trends without needing your eyes.
Month 4
AI profiles your psyche to simulate your personality entirely.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are deleted from the stream as the bot scrolls itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
120
Videos watched per hour
45
Dopamine hits per session
98 percent
Attention span degradation
Your severance
One free month of ad-free service.
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