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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsSelling cheap plastic trinkets via viral trends is hardly a career.
Professional trend-chaser and digital shelf-stocker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated trend exploitation for maximum profit.
pop?you▸ TRENDKILLER AI V1.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes product copy for maximum impulse buying
You chase viral trends to push low-cost goods through short-form video algorithms and track real-time conversion metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of feeling shame when a product goes viral for being defective.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software identifies viral products before your marketing team notices them.
Week 6
AI writes and edits all your video hooks for maximum engagement.
Month 3
Bots handle all negotiations and payouts with content creators automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms order stock directly from factories based on predictive demand.
Month 6 · D-Day
A fully automated account manager eliminates the need for human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
8 seconds
Average viral attention span
too slow
Human decision speed
400 percent
AI conversion uplift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unsold inventory in your garage.
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