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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling cheap plastic trinkets by shouting at a screen until you pass.
Professional hype-person for products you don't even own.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthetic charisma that never needs to sleep.
stretchy.youAI▸ INFLUENCERBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers artificial impulse buys with perfect timing
You spend hours performing high-energy sales pitches and answering questions in a live chat to convert viewers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a viewer is feeling guilty enough to buy anything.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models learn your cadence to mimic your high-energy sales patterns.
Week 11
Realistic digital avatars replace your physical presence on the live stream.
Month 5
Automated chatbots handle all viewer questions faster than any human could.
Month 8
Neural nets optimize your facial expressions to maximize viewer conversion rates.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system goes fully autonomous and your account is permanently deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
85%
Average energy drain per hour
99.9%
Conversion rate of bots to bots
2400 yearly
Hours spent holding a phone
Your severance
A ring light that only flickers when you cry.
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