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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy your thin-set while it lasts, manual mud-slinger.
Union member, mortar enthusiast, professional knee-bruiser.
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Perfect grout lines every single time.
toast.youAI▸ MORTARBOT V-2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
levels uneven surfaces with ultrasonic vibration
You spend your days measuring, cutting, and bedding ceramic tile in precise patterns. Your back is your primary tool.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact hollow sound when a tile hasn't set perfectly flat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your room dimensions while you take lunch.
Month 10
Robotic wet saws cut every tile to the millimeter.
Year 1.9
Mobile rails hold the robot while it lays the floor.
Year 2.7
Pneumatic arms press tiles into place without human error.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine finishes the room as you sign your papers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
Average cuts per day
4
Kneepad lifespan in months
8000
Pounds of thin-set wasted
Your severance
One lifetime supply of heavy-duty knee pads.
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