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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell ceramic rectangles to people who can't decide on grout.
Showroom floor strategist and grout consultant.
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Perfect grout lines every single time.
stretchy.youAI▸ TILEMATCH VISION 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates precise tile waste for any room
You guide customers through tile samples and calculate floor area for their renovation projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer's marriage is failing during a grout color choice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map customer rooms to remove the need for hand drawings.
Month 5
Robotic carousels present tile samples without you lifting a finger.
Month 10
Warehouse robots track and retrieve every box without human input.
Month 15
Visual models pick the grout color for the client automatically.
Month 21 · D-Day
The showroom runs itself while you find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 per week
Samples misplaced by humans
9000 hours
Grout color debates
42 percent
Accurate square footage math
Your severance
A crate of leftover porcelain mosaics.
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