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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsGravity remains your only coworker that hasn't signed a non-compete.
Master of the mortar, servant of the spirit level.
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Perfect grout lines every single time.
glub.youAI▸ TILEMORPH 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
perfects the layout of uneven room corners
You measure surfaces, cut ceramic tiles to size, and lay them in adhesive. It is a slow, messy process.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to make a crooked wall look perfectly square to the eye.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Lasers map your room so the robot knows the floor slope.
Month 7
Crates are moved into place by automated floor-crawling units.
Month 20
A robotic arm applies the perfect amount of mortar every time.
Year 2.7
Computer-guided blades slice ceramic tiles without a single mistake.
Year 4 · D-Day
You walk out as the spider-bot begins the first perfect floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Average Grout Errors
100%
Knee Pain Index
600
Tiles Per Hour
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium knee pads.
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