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Your job has an expiration date
November 20, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthThirty years of tree growth, ruined by a five-minute rendering.
Master of timber, survivor of thirty-year supply chains.
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Precision timber harvesting for the modern age.
wheee!you▸ TIMBERBOT ARCHITECT V4.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
mils timber planks to sub-millimeter perfection
You harvest timber and laboriously hand-craft wooden structures. I will replace your saw and chisel with precision-milled modular components and automated assembly beams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the grain of the wood by touch better than any sensor.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Lidar drones scan your timber stands to optimize harvesting efficiency without human guesswork.
Month 6
Vision-guided saws cut planks to exact architectural specs faster than any manual process.
Month 17
Smart transport routing eliminates the need for manual site management of materials.
Year 2.5
Multi-axis arms assemble structural joints with mechanical precision unattainable by hand.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and your manual contribution becomes a historical relic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
200 daily
Trees harvested
0.01 percent
Manual errors
High
Market saturation
Your severance
One complimentary hand-crafted wooden toothpick.
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