Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Timberland Manager jobs? · Latest report #qznn2pq6
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTrees grow for decades while your job dies in three years.
Steward of the woods, servant of the 25-year yield.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Data-driven silviculture without the muddy boots.
ow.you▸ FORESTLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
monitors growth rates from low-earth orbit
Oversee harvesting, chemical treatment, and planting cycles across vast timberlands to ensure consistent returns for distant investors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the subtle rot in a stand before the sensors trip.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Autonomous aerial drones map every single tree on your land.
Month 6
Internet-connected probes replace your manual soil and moisture collection.
Month 15
Precision bots handle chemical treatments with zero waste or overlap.
Year 2.5
Heavy-duty automated machines cut and sort timber without human input.
Year 4 · D-Day
The central AI manages your entire land portfolio while you retire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
25
Years per growth cycle
1200
Average trees per hectare
14 percent
Human error rate in planting
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium tree marking paint.
Discussion
