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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou are the only person keeping the timeline from turning into static.
Architect of forbidden loops and dangerously high-voltage temporal coils.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing time before you even broke it.
oof.you▸ CHRONOS-VOID 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
stabilizes reality in sub-second intervals
This role involves maintaining complex temporal coils and syncing causality loops. Our AI is currently too terrified of the grandfather paradox to intervene.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively diagnose a causality rupture that defies all current mathematical models.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin recording your specific sequences for fixing relay fusion incidents.
Month 16
The AI starts predicting tachyon flux spikes before they actually occur in your reality.
Year 5
Robotic sub-systems take over the manual management of liquid-helium cooling loops.
Year 14
Specialized gantry arms assume the role of aligning magnets for wormhole stability.
Year 40 · D-Day
The machine assumes control of the temporal engine, rendering your manual input entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Zero
Causality Leaks
Negligible
Temporal Drift
High
Paradox Mitigation
Your severance
A one-way ticket to 1999.
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