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Your job has an expiration date
September 29, 2126
In 100 yearsYour paradoxes are just poorly documented bugs in a closed system.
Amateur chrononaut with zero funding and a loose grip.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Simulating consequences you aren't ready to see.
bzzt.youAI▸ CHRONOS-VOID 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses your timeline into a flat file
You spend decades calculating hypothetical physics and failing to break the laws of causality.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of dreaming about impossible futures while stuck in this one.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Sensors map your lab failures to refine the next model.
Year 14
Algorithms solve your math problems while you sleep.
Year 33
Bots acquire better materials without asking for funding.
Year 55
Digital models prove you cannot break time, ever.
Year 100 · D-Day
The machine explains why time travel is a closed loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
0
Laws of physics violated
Infinite
Theoretical energy budget
Zero
Grandfather paradoxes caused
Your severance
A one-way ticket to 1985 with no return.
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