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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour smile is a liability that machines can finally stop faking.
Professional sidewalk stalker and voucher distributor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tours with zero human awkwardness.
no no noyou▸ VEGASPITCHER V3.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters tourists by gait and hydration levels
You approach strangers on the Strip to trade tour vouchers for their vacation time. You manage quotas and rejection.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a tourist is actually drunk enough to sign.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Ad platforms identify tourists by location data before you even speak.
Month 4
Interactive screens replace your pitch with high-conversion video loops.
Month 8
Push notifications send tour offers directly to phones in the area.
Month 13
Robotic pedestals engage pedestrians with laser-accurate emotional sentiment analysis.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your sidewalk space is reclaimed by a high-efficiency sales pod.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
Average rejection rate
2 percent
Voucher conversion
8 hours
Hours standing on concrete
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-tourist city.
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