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September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling rubber donuts to people who just want to leave.
Wholesale tire expert, master of the fitment catalogue.
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The frictionless path to correct tread depth.
oof.youAI▸ RUBBERMATCH AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters tire fitments with sub-millisecond precision
You match tire sizes to vehicle specs and negotiate wholesale volume for busy dealerships.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about the cause of their sidewall bulge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All PDF stock lists are converted into a live real-time index.
Month 5
Service managers start ordering via a bot instead of calling you.
Month 10
Margin negotiation is offloaded to a dynamic pricing engine.
Month 16
A vision model verifies wheel clearance specs before shipment.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system manages the entire lifecycle from enquiry to delivery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
402 per day
Average tread questions answered
4.2 percent
Human error in fitment
1.2 litres
Coffee consumption during hold
Your severance
A coupon for one free puncture repair.
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