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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsYou are a glorified space tourist with a very expensive oxygen tank.
Professional deep-space pioneer with a very high insurance premium.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Exploration without the pesky life-support bills.
toast.youAI▸ TITAN-SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
survives pressure that implodes carbon fiber
You perform high-stakes scientific sampling and navigation in a hostile, cryogenic environment. You are currently the only organism capable of improvising when your landing struts sink into methane.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which rock is worth the effort of picking up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imaging maps the surface to eliminate your need for manual navigation.
Month 16
Robotic arms equipped with thermal drills replace your manual rock-chipping rituals.
Year 5
Autonomous swarms perform maintenance on your habitat so you can finally stop fixing generators.
Year 14
A centralized server manages your life support, making your respiration entirely optional.
Year 50 · D-Day
The mission control software identifies your presence as a biological thermal inefficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
0.1
Seconds until vacuum kills you
1
Total human IQs on Titan
4 billion
System maintenance cost per hour
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a closer, safer planet.
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