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Sensors and software handle the initial intake and record organization.
Month 4
Smart models transcribe and highlight contradictions in real-time.
Month 10
Generative tools write the first drafts of investigative reports.
Month 14
Algorithms predict findings based on historical precedence patterns.
Month 21 · D-Day
Automated platforms issue final determinations without human oversight.
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