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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou spend all day positioning magnets while patients watch daytime television.
Professional coil-adjuster and expert at nodding sympathetically.
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Precision pulses without the awkward small talk.
pop?you▸ NEUROPULSE AUTOALIGN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates field strength without human error
You align magnetic coils over specific scalp locations to deliver pulses. You monitor patient comfort and track progress.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in a patient's eyes that signals impending discomfort.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Cameras track head position so magnets stay aligned without manual adjustment.
Month 9
AI listens to patient feedback and logs all clinical progress notes.
Month 19
Mechanical arms move the coil into place with sub-millimeter accuracy.
Year 2.2
Patients enter a self-contained pod and the machine starts itself.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The technician is thanked and replaced by a wall-mounted sensor suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 minutes
Average coil adjustment time
98 percent
Patient boredom levels
too many
Accidental magnet bumps
Your severance
A lifetime supply of noise-canceling headphones.
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