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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsA glorified bag-stapler for people who are too lazy to cook.
Professional bag-stapler, receipt-checker, and disappointment-mitigator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bagging perfection without the human grumble.
split.youAI▸ ORDERPACK-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
seals bags with surgical precision every time
You assemble takeout orders, check receipts for accuracy, and manage the chaos of incoming digital tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is about to complain before they even open their mouth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Printers start flagging missing items before you even read the screen.
Month 7
Gravity-fed racks organize orders so you stop losing track of bags.
Month 16
Sensors scan bags to ensure every requested item is included inside.
Year 2.2
Mechanical arms start placing items into bags at the correct temperature.
Year 3 · D-Day
The kitchen robot places the final bag, rendering your role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2%
Average order error rate
350
Staples used per shift
High
Cold fry probability
Your severance
One lifetime supply of lukewarm takeout fries.
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