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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsSelling regulated plants is too simple to require human interaction.
Professional curator of paper-wrapped carcinogens and dried flower
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Automated compliance and seamless inventory dispensing.
brr.you▸ VENDORVAULT X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You facilitate the transactional exchange of tobacco and cannabis products to customers. The machine does this with fewer overheads and zero need for small talk.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of judging if a customer is too intoxicated to sell to.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors replace your visual verification of blurry driver licenses.
Month 6
Smart shelving tracks stock levels and notifies suppliers automatically.
Month 12
Automated secure lockers dispense tobacco and weed without human intervention.
Month 18
Contactless payment terminals remove the need for handling physical cash.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The entire store transforms into a fully automated, wall-mounted vending pod.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
45 percent
Idle time
0.1 seconds
ID check speed
Near zero
Inventory shrinkage
Your severance
One free carton of cigarettes and a vending machine.
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