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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsA dying trade where you trade poison for pennies all day.
Professional gatekeeper of regulated vices and paper receipts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated dispensing, zero small talk.
split.youAI▸ NICOTINEVENDING PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans government IDs to deny service instantly
You monitor age-gated inventory and manage point-of-sale transactions. The machine does this without needing a lunch break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge a regular's bad life choices by their specific brand of menthol.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and cameras automate the age verification process for sales.
Month 5
Smart shelves count stock automatically without human manual checks.
Month 13
Contactless pay removes the need for human cash handling.
Year 1.9
Robotic carousels select and deliver products to the customer tray.
Year 3 · D-Day
The human counter is replaced by a fully autonomous kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
45 seconds
Average transaction duration
12 percent
Product shrinkage loss
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A stale pack of cigarettes and a bus pass.
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