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Will AI replace Toddler Pharma Test Subject jobs? · Latest report #ti4uq735
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTesting chemicals on toddlers is archaic when simulations can simulate everything.
Professional guinea pig for the juice-box elite.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthetic toddlers, zero ethical oversight.
stretchy.youAI▸ TOTSYNTH BIO-MODEL V1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
simulates toxic side effects instantly
Consumes experimental performance enhancers daily while researchers monitor vitals and physical output for corporate reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a biological complexity that models still struggle to replicate under extreme stress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Historical test data is ingested to train predictive bio-models.
Month 8
Wearable sensor arrays replace manual vitals logging for subjects.
Month 21
Lab-grown tissue cultures begin replacing human subjects for base tests.
Year 3.3
Comprehensive digital twins run millions of dosage scenarios simultaneously.
Year 4 · D-Day
Human subjects are decommissioned as bio-tanks fully automate all testing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
14 units
Daily Dosage Count
200 samples
Vitals Logged Per Hour
High
Toddler Tantrum Frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of free, slightly expired placebo pills.
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