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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsYou are a master of biological production that no machine desires.
Professional idle keratin producer and shoe-lining hazard.
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Why grow it yourself when science can?
ow.youAI▸ KERATIN-GROW-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 100 YEARSAI's Special Power
grows static organic matter silently
You sit in dark silence allowing your keratin to extend slowly. It is a very patient hobby.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the biological miracle of unprompted cellular division that no silicon chip can replicate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 14
Sensors begin tracking your growth speed for data harvesting.
Year 33
Robotic clippers take over the chore of trimming.
Year 55
Vat-grown keratin renders your personal growth obsolete.
Year 82
Neural implants stop the signal for nail production.
Year 100 · D-Day
Your toes are officially decommissioned from production duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2 millimeters
Average monthly yield
0.0001 percent
Total job satisfaction
Your severance
A pair of industrial-grade rusty clippers.
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