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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour artisanal curd is just chemistry that you happen to touch.
Small-batch curd presser with chronic lower back pain.
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Consistent curds without the sweaty manual labor.
no no noyouAI▸ SOYFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
presses perfect blocks while you sleep
You soak and grind soybeans into slurry, then coagulate them into curds using gypsum or nigari salts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a batch breaks by the subtle change in scent.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in your vats will start telling you when to add coagulants.
Month 12
Robotic arms replace the physical labor of draining the curds.
Year 2
Smart boilers eliminate the need for you to skim foam manually.
Year 3
Computer vision saws create perfect slices without your knife skills.
Year 4 · D-Day
The SoyFlow unit runs the entire facility without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
12 percent
Human error rate
Low
Consistency index
1460 days
Days until obsolescence
Your severance
One lifetime supply of genetically modified soy concentrate.
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