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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour mop is a historical artifact we are currently liquidating.
Expert of the porcelain throne and floor tile aesthetics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The restroom cleaner that never takes breaks.
bzzt.you▸ HYGIENEUNIT-X9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
neutralizes all biological hazards autonomously
Sanitize restrooms, clear waste, and replenish supplies. You scrub porcelain for a living.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify the source of a lingering smell with terrifying, nose-twitching accuracy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart cameras monitor stall occupancy and floor cleanliness levels.
Month 12
IoT soap and towel units signal stock levels directly to purchasing.
Year 2
Navigation software maps the optimal path for autonomous floor scrubbers.
Year 3
A high-pressure steam-bot begins cleaning tiles and fixtures nightly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit self-docks for maintenance while you file for unemployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.7%
45 daily
Average bowls scrubbed
3 weekly
Mop bucket spills
100 percent
Chemical exposure
Your severance
One lifetime supply of heavy-duty latex gloves.
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