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Your job has an expiration date
May 18, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsYour career has reached the literal end of the line.
Master of the dark, damp, and truly unpleasant
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The future of waste is fully autonomous.
squeeze.you▸ SANITOID-9000 PRO▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snakes any drain with lethal efficiency
You manage the unmanageable flow of human infrastructure. It is a messy, pipe-clogged existence that we intend to optimize.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still diagnose a weird structural rattle by just listening to the pipes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
IoT vibration sensors map every pipe network to predict blockages before they happen.
Month 15
Miniature vision-guided drones perform the diagnostic pipe crawling that currently ruins your back.
Year 3
We replace legacy plumbing with snap-fit, self-cleaning components that require no human maintenance.
Year 5
Specialized spider-robots equipped with high-pressure jets clear clogs without human presence or protective gear.
Year 7 · D-Day
The final human technician is invited to sign their termination papers while the Sanitoid completes the route.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 minutes
Average clog clearance time
2000 hours
Annual exposure to biohazards
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
One complimentary gallon of industrial strength drain opener.
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