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April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSynthesizing mountains of clinical data into one very expensive, slow document.
Professional reader of clinical jargon and consensus builder.
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help!youAI▸ GUIDANCEBOT X-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collates research papers into policy in milliseconds
You draft guidance by combing through endless clinical trials and navigating complex stakeholder consensus meetings for health recommendations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle political subtext in a draft that no algorithm can identify.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts reading every clinical study written since 1990.
Month 4
The software models expert opinions to predict consensus outcomes.
Month 8
The system generates draft guidance documents without human input.
Month 12
A secondary AI reviews the work for regulatory gaps.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine publishes the guidelines, leaving you redundant forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 per paper
Average review sessions
18
Acronyms per paragraph
3 liters
Coffee consumed while proofreading
Your severance
A lifetime supply of highlighter pens and lukewarm tea.
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