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Your job has an expiration date
January 5, 2028
In 14 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet with feelings and a higher salary.
Professional cat herder for adults with expensive degrees.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing human empathy with precise output logs.
help!you▸ ORGOPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal severance for your entire team
You shuffle headcount data and handle sensitive personnel issues that a well-tuned algorithm can already predict and mitigate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically look someone in the eye while delivering bad news.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors ingest your past performance reviews and meeting sentiment data.
Month 3
Software automatically handles standard team check-ins and performance tracking.
Month 6
AI filters all incoming talent based on strict efficiency requirements.
Month 9
Dispute logic bots resolve team friction before it reaches you.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
1,200 annually
unnecessary meetings attended
42 percent
staff retention optimism
5 per week
emails about culture
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and two lukewarm coffees.
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