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December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsTurning coffee into abstract shapes until the computer does it faster.
Professional surface-wrangler and seeker of invariant truths.
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Computing topology so you do not have to.
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solves complex manifolds in nanoseconds
Proving theorems about non-Euclidean manifolds and classifying high-dimensional surfaces. You spend your life defining topological invariants that computers now calculate in milliseconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a Klein bottle is just a very confused surface.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 5
Vision models scan your whiteboard scrawls to generate structured LaTeX manuscripts automatically.
Month 5
Neural networks classify complex topological spaces faster than you can draw a Mobius strip.
Month 13
Algorithm identifies gaps in current literature and poses new topological questions for peer review.
Month 20
Formal verification software proves your theorems with 100 percent certainty, rendering human peer review redundant.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Your access to the computing cluster is revoked as the system completes the final taxonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per proof
12,400
Proofs rendered obsolete daily
98 percent
Time spent staring at chalk
Your severance
One lifetime supply of whiteboard markers and chalk.
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