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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsEfficiency is the ultimate form of creative suffering.
Architect of suffering with a penchant for rusty aesthetics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimized misery through iterative failure.
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You conceptualize, prototype, and refine mechanical apparatuses intended for maximum psychological or physical distress. Automation is simply perfecting the feedback loop.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can appreciate the poetic futility of a device that never quite triggers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scanning your entire library of historical blueprints into a generative neural network for pattern recognition.
Month 3
Deploying physics-based virtual modeling to simulate anatomical stress without wasting expensive prototype materials.
Month 6
Implementing an AI sub-routine that automatically clears all safety regulations by obfuscating device functionality.
Month 10
Connecting your design terminal directly to a robotic gantry system for rapid, hands-free part production.
Month 14 · D-Day
The machine generates the next generation of apparatuses while your office is repurposed into a server closet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
890 PU
Avg pain units per prototype
14
Creative blocks per quarter
3
Compliance violations per design
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very ergonomic cubicle.
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