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October 13, 2066
In 40 yearsYour rehearsed anecdotes are just low-latency data waiting for a speaker.
Professional walker of paths and reciter of Wikipedia pages.
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The guide that never needs a bathroom break.
squeeze.youAI▸ SIGHTSIGHT V4▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects augmented reality overlays onto every landmark
You walk groups through local landmarks and recite historical facts. You manage crowd safety and navigate complex itineraries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a group is bored and shift your tone accordingly.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 20
Your scripts are uploaded to mobile apps for every guest.
Year 7
Smart-pathing sensors guide groups more efficiently than human navigation.
Year 16
Smart glasses render historical context instantly without your spoken narration.
Year 27
Autonomous pods manage walking traffic and crowd density flawlessly.
Year 40 · D-Day
All your routes are handed over to the silent automated systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
142
Average facts per mile
4%
Percentage of improvised jokes
800
Hours spent walking backwards
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-tourist destination.
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