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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Touring Bassist jobs? · Latest report #4sg63jx6
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour low-end presence is just a glorified metronome with better hair.
Professional low-frequency vibrations provider and van passenger.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Always in time and never asks for beer.
oof.youAI▸ GROOVEENGINE MK. IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
locks the rhythm section in perfect sync
You lock in with the drummer for hours and hope the sound guy does his job correctly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel the floor shake when the kick drum hits.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The band starts replacing your live signal with triggered samples.
Month 10
Robotic amp movers handle the heavy lifting of your backline.
Year 2.2
Sensors synchronize all instruments to a central tempo controller.
Year 3.3
Visual projection replaces the need for a physical human bassist.
Year 4 · D-Day
The touring van is sold and the gig is fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
90 minutes
Average stage time
22 hours
Hours spent waiting
12 percent
Gear failure rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of nickel-wound strings.
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