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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour inventory spreadsheet is impressive, but my sensors don't need sleep.
Professional box-hauler and front-of-house shirt counter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logistics for every tour stop.
wheee!you▸ MERCHFLOW V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
inventories entire tour stocks in ten seconds
You count shirts, manage tour boxes, and hustle merch sales under blinding stage lights. Your job ends at logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a venue security guard is about to steal a hoodie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Every single shirt gets a tag for instant location tracking.
Month 7
Automated units take over the heavy crate unloading process.
Month 15
Touchscreen vending towers replace human staff at the booth.
Year 1.9
Software syncs all venue sales without you touching a receipt.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The tour manager no longer remembers your name or purpose.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
3 per tour
Average boxes lost
12 per minute
Shirt-folding speed
99 percent
Backstage stress level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unsold tour stickers.
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