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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou capture memories while your gear bag destroys your lower back.
Lugging heavy glass while praying for the hard drive.
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Professional cinema coverage without the heavy lifting.
split.youAI▸ TOURCAM ARRAY 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks moving targets with algorithmic precision
You film live performances and travel the world carrying heavy lenses and tripods. Your footage needs constant editing.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly when to pivot to capture the guitarist's most authentic grimace.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Ceiling-mounted tracking sensors replace your handheld camera work entirely.
Month 4
Software pulls raw stage feeds directly into edit-ready files.
Month 13
Computer vision models automatically select the best angles for output.
Year 1.9
The system generates polished highlight reels while the band plays.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your flight case is replaced by a single cloud upload button.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
too many
Flight cases carried
4,000 hourly
Minutes of shaky B-roll
99 percent
Coffee-induced anxiety
Your severance
A slightly used lens cap and our best wishes.
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