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October 28, 2029
In 3 yearsTeaching students how to sell ruins while you become one.
Expert at explaining why global flight paths are inefficient.
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The syllabus that never needs tenure.
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grades 500 essays with soul-crushing precision
You lecture on hospitality trends, grade endless tourism case studies, and oversee research on sustainable travel patterns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell when a student is lying about their thesis progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI auto-populates your outdated slides with actual current market data.
Month 7
Software scans student essays for keywords and assigns standard grades.
Month 16
A high-fidelity hologram delivers your lectures with zero pauses for sighs.
Year 2.2
Generative models produce academic papers faster than your slow, human brain.
Year 3 · D-Day
The department replaces your office with a server rack and cooling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per lecture
482
Unread student emails
99 percent
Research papers cited by zero
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a lonely travel blog.
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