Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Towel Manufacturer jobs? · Latest report #eqccxh7g
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsAbsorbing your career path until you are completely dried out.
Loom operator surviving on lint and shift rotations.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior thread density with zero human error.
help!you▸ WEAVEMASTER-X1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
weaves infinite loops while you sleep
Operating industrial looms to weave cotton fibers into absorbent loops. You manage tension, inspect for shuttle defects, and maintain steady output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically feel if the cotton moisture levels will cause a snag.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vibration sensors identify thread tension drops before you even notice the loom slowing.
Month 10
Vision-guided nozzles replace your manual knot-tying process with high-speed air-jet weaving.
Year 2.1
Automated gantry arms now handle the heavy lifting of warping beams and finished rolls.
Year 3
Self-oiling internal reservoirs remove the need for your daily maintenance ritual.
Year 4 · D-Day
The factory floor is fully autonomous and your badge is deactivated permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.1%
450 units
Towel Output Hourly
12 percent
Human Thread Break Error
0.02 percent
Machine Downtime
Your severance
A lifetime supply of slightly damp hand towels.
Discussion
