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May 29, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsRecording minutes while a robot manages the dead is peak efficiency.
Expert in burial plots and planning application red tape.
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Dignified bureaucracy at the speed of light.
oof.youAI▸ CIVICPROCESS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes burial paperwork in three seconds
You draft meeting agendas for planning boards and manage the administrative paperwork for local burial plot transfers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a local councilor is hiding a planning conflict.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent starts autogenerating your meeting agendas from existing templates.
Month 6
A database system takes over all plot ownership and transfer deeds.
Month 15
Voice recognition software transcribes and summarizes all council debates live.
Year 2
The system automatically alerts funeral directors to available plots and fees.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
A cabinet-shaped kiosk replaces the need for any human clerk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
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Grave registry errors
180 words per minute
Meeting minutes typed
Always silent
Funeral attendance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid council tea.
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