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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour incoherent shouting is now significantly less efficient than a social feed.
Professional purveyor of unvetted, unsolicited, and illogical public discourse.
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Optimizing public confusion at scale.
split.youAI▸ LOCALNOISE 2.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
amplifies nonsensical shouting in every channel
You provide localized erratic commentary, unsolicited public opinions, and general confusion for the benefit of the community.
The one thing AI can't do
You are able to make people feel significantly better about their own lives.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our algorithms crawl public chatter to replicate your specific brand of nonsensical, chaotic commentary.
Week 9
Synthesized audio models capture your signature rambling cadence for automated public announcements.
Month 3
Virtual agents deploy targeted confusion streams to every local social media group simultaneously.
Month 5
The system determines your human input is statistically indistinguishable from a malfunctioning bot.
Month 6 · D-Day
The city council replaces you with a loop of static noise that is objectively more informative.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
42 daily
Average incoherent outbursts
99%
Public confusion score
Zero
Contribution to progress
Your severance
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