Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Toy Deconstruction Specialist jobs? · Latest report #d2ixqddc
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour career ends when the stuffing hits the floor.
Professional seam-ripper and fluff-extraction expert.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dissecting toys with cold, surgical precision.
wheee!you▸ RIPMASTER PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strips synthetic fur with terrifying speed
You rip seams to harvest recycled materials and sort fabrics. Your hands endure constant friction and repetitive motion fatigue.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the tactile intuition to salvage rare fabrics without triggering the shredder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the optimal seam location for every unique plush toy.
Month 8
High-speed blades replace your manual seam-ripping tools.
Month 16
Robotic arms automate the separation of filling and fabric scrap.
Year 2.2
Vacuum arrays eliminate the dust and loose fiber hazard entirely.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The gantry unit handles the full deconstruction process without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
450
Stuffed animals gutted per shift
8 seconds
Average seam rip time
3 percent
Percentage of accidental fabric tears
Your severance
One box of artisanal cotton and a blunt pair.
Discussion
