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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour workshop is just an under-optimized automated fulfillment center with worse lighting.
Artisan specializing in high-friction, low-scale manual production.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision manufacturing for the festive season.
oof.you▸ SANTA-LOGIC V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes toy distribution routes via cloud logistics
You assemble intricate toys and manage inventory in a high-pressure, seasonal environment. Your labor is essentially a manual bottleneck for global logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle difference between a genuinely handmade trinket and a cold, mass-produced item.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors map the physical footprint of your workshop to identify space-inefficiency.
Month 8
Vision-guided arms are installed to replace your manual assembly tasks.
Month 13
Algorithms refine assembly lines to eliminate your need for individual craftsmanship.
Month 18
Logistics software takes over the scheduling and movement of all manufactured goods.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The workshop is locked and converted into a self-sustaining autonomous distribution hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
0.4
Gifts assembled hourly
24/7
Unpaid overtime
100%
Productivity bottleneck
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-competitive climate.
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