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Your job has an expiration date
February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsPaying an adult to play with plastic is peak corporate inefficiency.
Professional fun-haver, part-time plastic durability expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stress-testing your childhood dreams at scale.
split.youAI▸ PLAYBOT-PRO X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates childhood wonder with cold math
You evaluate toy prototypes for durability, safety, and engagement levels. A computer vision model does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell if a toy feels fun, not just functional.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
High-speed sensors start recording your every move with prototypes.
Month 10
Our software builds a profile of what 'fun' looks like.
Month 16
Pincers replace your hands for repetitive stress testing.
Month 22
The system auto-fills the safety compliance paperwork for you.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The last human toy tester is retired to the playground.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
8
Play hours per day
400
Prototypes broken annually
0.1%
Joy measurement accuracy
Your severance
A crate of discontinued plastic bricks.
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