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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsHand-carving wooden horses is just an expensive way to fail marketing.
Artisan crafter of childhood wonder and structural failure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision injection molding for the nursery set.
squeeze.youAI▸ PLAYFORGE V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
molds tiny plastic eyes with terrifying precision
Transforms raw timber and plastic into playthings. Manages complex assembly of tiny, infuriating parts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact weight shift of a perfectly balanced wooden spinning top.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI translates your messy sketches into high-fidelity CAD files for precision CNC cutting.
Month 6
Vision-guided orbital sanders achieve a finish that human hands simply cannot repeat consistently.
Month 15
Dual-arm robots with tactile sensors handle the microscopic glue applications and delicate pin insertions.
Year 2.5
Electrostatic paint sprayers apply uniform coatings without the human propensity for messy drips or errors.
Year 4 · D-Day
The workshop is repurposed as a fully enclosed, zero-human-input manufacturing cell for global toy distribution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4
splinters per shift
12%
parts dropped
too many
glue fumes inhaled
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-toxic wood glue.
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